Plastic Surgery Disasters

There was once a man who lived in Japan,
Who blew a few kisses and did Kung Fu,
He drove a mad Cadillac down a street in Baghdad,
But while on his drive he remembered his wife who saved his life,
Then drove back to Japan where his wife was eating ham,
His wife said, "Why you look tired, has your credit card expired?
I'd really like a new diamond ring becuase I'd be hip and have some bling."
Why sure you can, a diamond from Japan, or a diamond from Pakistan?"
No, no, no dear, It's more complex than that, you'll have to be strong and flex and get my diamond from an Island,
"Oh, I'll try dear wife of mine, but I'm sorry, this'll take time,
I first have to get fit, then get my digging kit