Plastic Surgery Disasters

The Man in Japan

Posted: Sunday, 30 May 2010 by lew2hig in

There was once a man who lived in Japan,
Who blew a few kisses and did Kung Fu,
He drove a mad Cadillac down a street in Baghdad,
But while on his drive he remembered his wife who saved his life,
Then drove back to Japan where his wife was eating ham,
His wife said, "Why you look tired, has your credit card expired?
I'd really like a new diamond ring becuase I'd be hip and have some bling."
Why sure you can, a diamond from Japan, or a diamond from Pakistan?"
No, no, no dear, It's more complex than that, you'll have to be strong and flex and get my diamond from an Island,
"Oh, I'll try dear wife of mine, but I'm sorry, this'll take time,
I first have to get fit, then get my digging kit

The Spoilt Boy

Posted: by lew2hig in

There once was a spoilt boy. He took everything for granted,

He never said thank you and never appreciated anything,

And his friends scolded him, and at him they ranted,
Stop being an ass, before your neck experiences choking!

Haiti

Posted: by lew2hig in

Haiti (blank verse)

Walking over a dead body,
in the aftermath of Haiti,
earthquake killed thousands,
while we were watching it on tv,
nothing we can do,
to a natural disaster,
nothing we can do,
but to help plaster,
those victims,
those families torn apart,
with daughterless father's,
with a broken heart,
i'm not asking you to donate,
pay money to a cause,
im asking you to appreciate,
your great life and minor flaws,
so without further ado,
let's have some silence,
and hope,
that earth will not repeat this act of violence